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The Waters of Mars

I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better?

Vincent and the Doctor

It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. Saving the world with meals on wheels.

  • *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!
  • You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!

The Curse of the Black Spot

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister. You hit me with a cricket bat. All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!

Amy’s Choice

All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! You’ve swallowed a planet!

  1. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish.
  2. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!
The Next Doctor

I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! You hit me with a cricket bat. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! You hit me with a cricket bat.

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